I wonder why the character limit is 32,768 I bet that number means something I haven't seen yet

So uhm yea, I figure the first people to see this are already gonna know a bit about me. I'll call myself Mr. 340 or maybe just 340 because one day eons ago I thought "Hey how often do people use number names online?" and without finding an answer gave myself one. I knew of some of the newgrounds legends years ago- Salad Fingers, Castle Crashers, Pico etc but never got involved. I'll probably continue to glimpse the outside world only in brief flashes between the gummy worms rattling around in my fishbowl helmet but hey, I've opened my eyes to it. Yes there's pool goggles within the worm dome I believe in eye protection .

Early on there's gonna be a lot of posts that the few people who've spotted me in the wild will recognize. My main thing is drawing on my greasy little phone with my greasy little hands and I've been doing it since spring 2020, although I'm probably mostly filling in from about a year after that, by then I'd become sorta less garbage. I'll figure things out as I go along, again I'm brand new to this system and presenting myself in general.

Be patient with me and my dumbass-ness! I'm mostly thinking about just not understanding references or not picking up on your message, both of which I do a lot, but also since I do almost all my nonsense on my phone, including typing this, there will be hijinks and misclicks aplenty.

With that out of the way, let's have some fUn.